
No. 9: Spend the weekend in the country
Obviously, two years on, I had to right this injustice...
...“It’s called Twitter, and you could use it to let people know when you’ve updated your posts.”
Twitter?! Now this I knew to truly be an evil, soul-killing website. My three flatmates had become virtual slaves to the thing of late, posting messages all day every day, be we walking through Hyde Park or eating some Tex-Mex in Leicester Square. I refused to be taken down by this cyber zombie!
An hour later, Rebecca had my Twitter account up and running. She asked me what I would like my first post to be, and when I told her to type in “I hate Twitter”, she promptly took up the duty of writing my messages for me.
How had this happened? I now find myself uploading silly photos to my blog, decorating my Twitter page with purple glitter stars and taking incessant Facebook quizzes like ‘Which Steel Magnolias Character Are You?’...
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